Short jokes
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Y'all ass fr fr.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.