Short jokes
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
The toughest job I ever had was when I was selling doors, door-to-door.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Nononono.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
When you still there?