Short jokes
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.