Short jokes

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

Funni.

This joke here is the worst.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

When is a cold not a cold?

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."

What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?

Slim Shady.

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"

"Homo Simpson"

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?