Short jokes
Checkout (DYM 104).
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Two (DYM 112)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Petal
Alya, do you have Discord?
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
GURL
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
picking (DYM 74)
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...