Short jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣