Short jokes
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Eh.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.