Short jokes
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Bleach!
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?