Short jokes
RTG iceberg?
EHO?
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Parademic
Kidloland
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
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If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...