You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Short Jokes
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Ryurhg.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
