Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

Cunnilingus

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

Whale

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Power

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Stephen

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Difference

P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

P2: I don't know.

P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

Ugliness

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Elephant

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...