Short jokes
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why are my students so naughty?
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Stand in the corner.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Helen Keller def faked it.