Short jokes
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Hey, Alya.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
I’m back, bitches!
Why is this a category?
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
I smell like skunk.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
You are short.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Mike Oxlong.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
----> [] get in the door.