Short jokes
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
French jab is ban French's backwards.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.