Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Short Jokes
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My Butterfingers slipped.
No no no no no no!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
