Short jokes
Emo people totally suck!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Ooo.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Queen
Today there was a line to punch me.
Yeah, that was the punch line.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.