Short jokes

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.

Have you met Bofa?

Bofa deez blind kids!

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Mine never stops.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.