Short jokes
We gotta work ahead, people!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
ASDA.
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I give homework.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?