Short jokes

Short jokes

Name

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Sleeping Pill

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

Teacher

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Tesla

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Feet

Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?

Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.

Bar

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

Chair

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

Bone

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"