Short jokes
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
----> [] get in the door.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
It's ice to see you.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Dan, I'd bent.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What's a witch's favorite subject?
What do you read on Halloween?
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"