Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Short Jokes
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
My mom picked my major.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
