Short jokes
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
He pimples?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.