Short jokes
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Ryurhg.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Bleach!
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.