Short jokes
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
The more they smile, the less they see.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".