Short jokes

Short jokes

Opposite day

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Milk

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

Child

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Car

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

Mum

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

People

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Son

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

Toe

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

Post Malone

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Halloween

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.