What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Short Jokes
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
