Short jokes
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Emo people totally suck!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔