Short jokes
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I'll really mist ya.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Niall Devine, clown.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
What is this anyway?
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.