Short jokes
A rhombus.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Ariana-Chat now!
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩