Short jokes

Short jokes

Ice

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Naruto

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

Orphan

Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.

Genie: You're now an orphan.

Orphan

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Nut

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Pickle

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩