Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Short Jokes
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Joke Tide.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
