Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"
So I threw my dictionary at her.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Start a RATIO chain.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.