Short jokes
Madeline Mcannot find her.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored
Parton (DYM 80).
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Blake drinks Coke.
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo momma so fat!
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.