Short jokes
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
can someone please tell what happened?
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.