Short jokes

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

"Soph, can we talk?"

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

I didn’t do that.

Labor party.

Know (DYM 24).

straight (DYM 26)

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"