Short jokes
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!