Short jokes
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"We are Number one."
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that youâre fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that youâre pretty, but you ainât. Youâre just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.