Short jokes
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Labor party.
Know (DYM 24).
straight (DYM 26)
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Gwen, can we please chat? 😊
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
So 666-3629, so get it?
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I smell like skunk.