Short jokes
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why Jake?
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Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
King.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Hodor.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
No way, Jose!
I don't have time to write this joke.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Wish jokers.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Get noob.
Are you peeling well?
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.