Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Short Jokes
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
can someone please tell what happened?
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
