Short jokes
What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?
I don’t turn on a light switch.
I want to cream, rn.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
Running out of time to cut the grass, may have to cut it short.
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
#shorts
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂