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Short Jokes
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
