Short jokes
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I found your parent!
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
WTF?
Ayo fake guy.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.