Short jokes
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?