You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Short Jokes
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
