Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
