Sponsor jokes
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Jake Paul
bradley
Community talk
1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more
Are we just sponsoring ourselves now? and if so I don't have a YT channel but if you like to bully my brother just ask for his channel and I will gladly let you bully him :>