Sponsor jokes
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Sam Mensah!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
This is WPBS-TV. We'll pledge-break soon — thanks, viewers!
bro wtf is tihs ad
Wtf is this shit and why do I kinda want it
I wish my friends would give me this shirt
Achievement get!
Community talk
1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more
Are we just sponsoring ourselves now? and if so I don't have a YT channel but if you like to bully my brother just ask for his channel and I will gladly let you bully him :>