Short jokes
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
Alles tut weh.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
You're just big and good.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Hope this is good!
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.