Short jokes
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What language do billboards speak?
Sign language.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.