Short jokes
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
You fighting? More like you're dying!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".