Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Short Jokes
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
I laughed at my life so hard.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
