Short jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
We need skinwalker jokes.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.