Short jokes

Short jokes

Cow

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Funeral

I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Opposite day

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

Orphan

Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?

Because the orphan is dumber.

Orphan

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Hairline

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Hairline

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.