My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Alone with His Thots
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, kid. 'Thots' is slang for the ladies this pimp works with, and it sounds exactly like 'thoughts.' He's not having a deep internal monologue; he's just hanging out with his employees. You'd know that if you spent less time licking windows.