Alone with His Thots

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, kid. 'Thots' is slang for the ladies this pimp works with, and it sounds exactly like 'thoughts.' He's not having a deep internal monologue; he's just hanging out with his employees. You'd know that if you spent less time licking windows.

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