Short jokes
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"We are Number one."
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
FNF: Beep bop.
Parappa: Cook those burgers and believe!
Emo people totally suck!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Ooo.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.