What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Short Jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Ily.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Kindly yeet someone!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
