Short jokes
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!