Short jokes

Short jokes

Friend

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Orphan

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Murder

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

Part

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Difference

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Rhydon

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

Ray

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Sun

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

Feet

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Twin Towers

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

Movie

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.