Short jokes
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Haymoohay?
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
Start a RATIO chain.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."