Short jokes
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Hope this is good!
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I want to cream, rn.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.