Short jokes

Short jokes

DJ

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

Life

I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Room

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

Leo

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

Agreement

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS.

Homie

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Tequila

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

World

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Pilot

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

Dish

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!