Short jokes
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
The last two presidents of the US.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Ryurhg.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Bleach!
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.