Short jokes
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Daryll
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.
I mean, he just blew up overnight!