Short jokes
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Oh, you're jealous now.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
omg hot.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.