Short jokes
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
My acquaintance, William.
My mental health.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?