Short jokes
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
"Homo Simpson"
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"