Short jokes

Short jokes

Guy

What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?

The guy that gave it to him.

Trashcan

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Water

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Funeral

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Rhyme

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Boy

Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.

Jack

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

Father

Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?

Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!

Website

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Foundation

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Fan

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Hippie

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Guy

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Today

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!