Short jokes
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.