Short jokes
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
I'm about to cum!
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Ryurhg.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
Magitat?
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
asdf.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.