Short jokes
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
abcdef ghijklmnop qrstuv.
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.