Short jokes

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Your forehead is so big, I can write an essay on it.

What did the duck say to the pond?

"Fuck Trump."

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

How do Asian people name their children?

They throw a pan down the stairs.

What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿