Peter's playtime.
Short Jokes
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I am Araf, and I am clumsy.
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Stand in the corner.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
