Short jokes
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
He got a paper cut and bled out.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
AOT > ur fav anime.
All y'all weird af.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.