Short jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.