Short jokes
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
The thing my mom birthed.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.