Short jokes
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.