Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Carpet Burn
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how someone's mom is so large that giving birth to them caused a friction burn, like rubbing against a carpet. It's funny because it exaggerates how overweight the mom is in a ridiculous way. People who come up with these jokes are regarded as less than the average bear. You know, not very smart.