I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Short Jokes
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
