Short jokes
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Joke Tide.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
What can you build with people? A boat!
What is yellow?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What is baseball?
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.