Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle.
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
