Short jokes
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.