Short jokes
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?
R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.