Short jokes
#babagang
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.