Short jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
You will never have a girlfriend.
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.