Short jokes
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
When you fail art school.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.