Short jokes
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...