Short jokes
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Eggs are so egg-cellent that they are sunny-side up.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
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Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴