Short jokes
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I should just flush this joke away.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Never gonna give you up.
What should my next YT vid be about?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.