Short jokes
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Viggie tickles.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
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I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!