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Stereotype

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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  • Self Harm

    People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

    Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

    Windows 10

    Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

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  • PC

    Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.

    Necklace

    My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

    AI

    Why did the AI go to school?

    To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

    Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

    Memes

    Car

    W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35

    A silver and black car in a video game is shown on a paved road with grass and trees in the background. There are also some game display elements on the screen. The game logo reads 'unity WebGL' and 'Drift Hunters'.

    Spotify

    The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

    The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.