Upgrade jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Dongs in a wait
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Fucking Windows updates!
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
What goes up but never comes down?
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Nice 👍
Up (DYM 94).
Later (DYM 125)
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
Community talk
Fun fact: All humans are defaultly programmed to be female. Therefore for a male to be born, an SRY gene on the Y chromosome has to be turned on. Men love talking about logic and facts until the fact is that they all started out as female in the womb. Being a man is quite literally a biological detour. You didn't upgrade, you just deviated from the original master plan.
★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!
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