Short jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
I always press the stop button to see you.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
I love just having fun!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa