Short jokes
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
John Toberty is not funny.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.