Short jokes

What is the postman's favorite fruit?

Water-mail-on.

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.

What does a baby computer call its father? Data.

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!

I always press the stop button to see you.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

Why is there A/C in hospitals?

So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

You will never have a girlfriend.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?

Because he's extinct.

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!