Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
Short Jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
