Short jokes
Lenard is a joke.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
POV: you
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.