Short jokes
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Your
G@y 👌
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
I'm dead inside.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Corn flake.
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"