My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Short Jokes
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
