Short jokes
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
How do people with hydrocephalus wear standard-size helmets?
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
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My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.