Short jokes
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.