Short jokes

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.

Welcome to youtube.com.

Where we treat our patients nicely.

Hi.

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.