Short jokes
Wears pink.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Hairline got repossessed.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.