Short jokes
When I mist, I miss.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
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He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Viggie tickles.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.