Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Short Jokes
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
