Short jokes
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"