Short jokes
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Yeestt?
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Yourom?
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.