What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Short Jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
