Short jokes
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.