Short jokes
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.