Short jokes
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Six shila.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
WALL-E
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Corn flake.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.