Short jokes
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
There is no joke.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
If you're a girl, please comment.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.