If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Short Jokes
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
