Short jokes
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
I poo 11 times a day.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.