Short jokes
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
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I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.