Short jokes
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Let's talk.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."