Short jokes
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
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I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
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What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Bruh.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.