Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Short Jokes
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
