Short jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."