Short jokes

Short jokes

Job

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Cow

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

Dick

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Work

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Dad

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

Adoption

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Seaweed

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

King

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.