Andrew Tate jokes

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

Andrew Tate.

Andrew Tate.

(That's the joke!)

I am Paul Walker.

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Jake Paul

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.