Short jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.