Short jokes
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."