Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Short Jokes
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
