Short jokes
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.