Short jokes
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D