Short jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I am a motherfucker.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
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Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why?