Short jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Daddy, harder!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Brazil is a joke.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.