Short jokes
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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.