Short jokes
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Kiwi loves men.
Kiwi: she's here!!
2022
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.