Short jokes
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
AOT > ur fav anime.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.