Short jokes
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldnāt find his slave?
Donāt worry, Iāll rope him in.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
You know my first name, but donāt worry about it; youāll only be screaming my first.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Donāt DROP me, bro!"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely canāt look down.
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.
Heās used to penetrating aggressively.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.