Short jokes
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Pulp is a palindrome.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Daddy, harder!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.