Short jokes
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.