Short jokes

I poo 11 times a day.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

Lenard is a joke.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

Never gonna give you up.

What should my next YT vid be about?