Short jokes

Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Lenard is a joke.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I should just flush this joke away.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!