Short jokes
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
How does a skeleton kill a bug?
They SOCKET!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment, I screamed!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
MY NAME IS JEFFFFFFFF!
I'm dead inside.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Corn flake.
Rice Middle School
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"