The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Short Jokes
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
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Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
