Short jokes
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Someday you'll go far.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Mommy?
You're an alcoholic!
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.