Short jokes

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

Pulp is a palindrome.

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My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake

What game do Emos play?

Fruit Ninja.

(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Má ég fara heim?

(In an infant-esque voice.)

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I scored.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.