Short jokes

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

Why is LeBron James an orphan?

Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.

What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?

PG movies.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

I have (I HAVE) bolas.

What did mum say when grandpa called?

Boomerang.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.

I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.

What do you call Aston?

Asston.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"