Short jokes
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
WALL-E
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
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Fuk Nip shat!
Big butt
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
G@y 👌
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
I sat on a chair.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.