Short jokes

Short jokes

Pizza

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Child

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Orphan

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Emo

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

Emo

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

Mankind

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Grandma

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

Prostitution

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Pilot

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

Adoption

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Tower

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

Difference

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Type

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.