Short jokes
Maggot.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Wears pink.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!