Short jokes
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
I love just having fun!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
My acquaintance, William.
My mental health.