How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Short Jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
