Short jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.