Short jokes
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
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"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!