Short jokes
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Louie's parents tried this.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Ethan Rice
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
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What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”