Short jokes
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Your mum isn't home.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Toby Fox.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.