Short jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
I C U P works on 88% of people.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.