Short jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Daddy, harder!
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.