Short jokes
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your nan is gay.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Your reflection.