You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Short Jokes
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Hairline got repossessed.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
