Pitcher jokes
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.