Pitcher jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.