Pitcher jokes
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.