Pitcher

Pitcher Jokes

Orphan

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Orphan

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know how to hit a home run.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

The baseball player knows where home base is.

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never get a home run.

Orphan

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

Bat

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

Baseball Game

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Ball

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Orphan

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Orphan

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

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