Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Short Jokes
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
