Short jokes
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.