Short jokes
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
The Americans.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.