Short jokes
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Something you can say about a restaurant, but not your partner:
"So you’re open 24 hours a day?"
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Best way to do it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
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What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
The morbid jokes on this site.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.