Short jokes
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Kms.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?