Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Short Jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
My mate Noha.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Wears pink.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
