Short jokes
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
You should always be happy about family and love.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
Why am I idiot?
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
Family Guy funny moments.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁