Short jokes
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
My favorite website.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.