Short jokes
I am mis-steak.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Dams are dam strange.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.