Short jokes

Why do people laugh at mountains?

Because they're HILLarious!

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

I am mis-steak.

Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!

Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!

What is BK but gay?

Bgay.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.

A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.

So I threw him out the window!

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵