Short jokes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Stop it why offends... asf.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Pulp is a palindrome.
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"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.