Short jokes
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.