Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
Short Jokes
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
