Short jokes
The morbid jokes on this site.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.