Short jokes
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
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Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Yeeeeeeeet!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
What is this joke?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.