Short jokes

Short jokes

Sister

What’s worse than banging your sister?

Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.

Name

You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.

Boy

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Victim

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Dog

What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?

A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴

Microwave

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

King

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

Teacher

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Head

Why don't headless people have a head in class?

Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD

Udder

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!