Short jokes
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.