Short jokes
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.