Short jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
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