Short jokes
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.