Short jokes

Short jokes

Sex

It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.

Dick

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

Butt

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Deer

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

Cop car

Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.

Blonde

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

Sex

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

Dish

My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.

Iran

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

Roll

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

NATO

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.