Short jokes
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
You really gay. No questions added.