Short jokes
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
I took a sip of water.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.