Short jokes
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
The Americans.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.