What should my next YT vid be about?
Short Jokes
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Lenard is a joke.
Never gonna give you up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
POV: you
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
