Short jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
T-Series.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.