Short jokes
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
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What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Dams are dam strange.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!