Short jokes
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. đź’€
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
There are "nun" good jokes.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!