What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Short Jokes
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Daddy, harder!
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
