Short jokes
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
No one is smart. I am smart.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.