Short jokes
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!