Short jokes

Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?

Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.

Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?

Rapey Santa.

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.