Short jokes
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
The Americans.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!