Short jokes
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*