Oliver jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Robyn Olive in 10.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Oliver Savage.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
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