Short jokes

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

Ukraine.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

Elementary school kids: School is fun.

Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.

Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

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I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.