Short jokes
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Stinky Steve.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
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