Short jokes
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
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C U M
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Gay people would suck at war.
Getting ready for gangbang.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
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