1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Short Jokes
Yeet.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
