Short jokes
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
I'm weird.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
I love you papi's! No homo.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!