Short jokes
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call James, James?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!