Short jokes
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Question: How did the cat cross the river?
Answer: It didn’t, it drowned.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Toby Fox.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.