"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Short Jokes
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
