Short jokes
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Best way to do it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.