Short jokes
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
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Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.