Short jokes
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Hey, can you hold this for a second?
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Robert Ryall
My dick is longer than your life.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why is a tree brown?
If you are thinking about this, you are racist.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.