How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Short Jokes
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they donโt have a family to share it with. ๐ฅ
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, itโs too pointless.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
W fr W
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their โPartners in Crimeโ?
Like we get it, bro, sheโs underage.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.
Weโve got to celebrate our differences! ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
