Short jokes
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?