Short jokes
Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar...
"GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts, "We don't serve your type!"
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
The earth is not round.
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Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.