Short jokes
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family Guy funny moments.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
I took a sip of water.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.