Short jokes
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
You.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
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Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.