Short jokes
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
Kollaps
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?