Short jokes
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Up your pp with a piece of crap!
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.