Short jokes
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
So my son came up to me and said, "Hey, Dad, I’m hungry." So I replied "Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad."
And then I feed him my dick.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Loud Korea noise.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
How did the orphan survive birth?
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I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.