Short jokes
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Ur next.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.