No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Short Jokes
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Sup?
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call James, James?
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
