Short jokes
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I like trains.
*train hits him*
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Player 138 eliminated...
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.