Short jokes

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 US election.

Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.

The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.